Showing posts with label kidney beans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kidney beans. Show all posts

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

No. 42 - Columbia - Pulled Pork - Columbi-yeah!

Apologies for the terrible photo quality. Someone buy me a camera or even better, give me a job so I can buy me a camera.

It could have been Columbi-off, but it wasn't. It was Columbi-on.



Columbia became another welcome excuse to have a few stray heads who didn't quite make it to Electric Picnic over for a few beers, to pig out on pulled pork and shake our asses like we come from Columbia.  Not that I ever need an excuse for any these things, but it definitely beat hankering after the Picnic. So we had our own, Electric Pignic if you will.

This Columbian pulled pork recipe literally forces you have to have an Electric Pignic. You can't make it for one or two people and if three's a crowd, twelve's got to be a party. And where there's an enormous slab of pork, there are inevitably leftovers, even when feeding a herd of strapping young lads.  I was still (happily might I add) pigging out on it four days later. At the risk of seriously overdoing it, one could even go as far as to say the pulled pork was Columbelievable. And the lips don't lie.




Columbian Pulled Pork

Serves 12

3 kg shoulder of pork, (cut into big chunks to make it more manageable)
2 cups of tomato ketchup (1 whole bottle)
1 cup of brown sugar
1 head of garlic, chopped
knob of ginger, chopped
tbsp chili flakes
2 vegetable stock cubes
1 tbsp mustard
salt and pepper

Throw all of the ingredients into a large pot and mix around. Add just enough water to cover the meat, cover with tinfoil and a lid and bring to a simmer on the hob. Transfer to a 110ยบ celsius oven and leave there for anywhere between 8 and 15 hours. The longer the better. I left mine in over night.



Then carefully remove the meat to a bowl and shred it with two forks. It should literally fall apart. Reduce the sauce left in the large pot by about half . Return the shredded pork to the pot and toss in the juice.



Serve with floury baps, Columbian red beans (recipe below), coleslaw,  sour cream, cheese and hot sauce. Columbi-hell-yeah!



Mhhmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmm isn't the word.

Colombian Red Beans 

6 rashers of bacon, chopped
1 small red onion, chopped
a couple of tomatoes, chopped
3 tins of red kidney beans, including liquid.
2 vegetable stock cubes
1 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp cumin
handful of chopped coriander

In a pan fry the bacon until crispy. Add the onion, tomatoes and cumin and cook until the onions are soft. Add the kidney beans, stock cube and sugar. Bring to temperature and simmer for ten minutes. Finish with a handful of chopped coriander. 


















Thursday, 2 August 2012

No. 36 - Cape Verde - Not So Foody Shades of Grey.


What cheese just isn't yours?
NACHO CHEESE!




Cachupa, as corny as culinisation and as rustic as rust. Know that when I say ‘rustic’ I don’t mean ‘rustic’. I mean ugly. Cachupa is not exactly about to win any culinary beauty pagents any time soon and if you were expecting any food porn here (Foody Shades of Grey), prepare to be disappointed.  In fact it (and I can only account for my version) was a dead ringer for something that somebody had already eaten, if you understand. I had pizza menus on standby.

BUT...

Once again it was actually fine. Story of my culinisation life. Stew always looks a bit shit and this one was no exception. If there was an ugly stew competition, my capucha would win hands down. Seriously. I googled ‘ugly stew’ to confirm my suspicions. Bitch please, it’s in an ugly league of its own. But like I said it was grand, we ate it, my guests marked it an eight out of ten (out of politeness). It was good soakage before a night out and it was even better when we got in, in a (wait for it) cac(hula)hupa.

Moral of the story? Don’t judge a stew by it’s colour. Ugly never tasted so damned good...



Cachupa

Sounds like a bit of a strange (and as we have already established ugly) combination; bacon, chorizo,  hominy corn, kidney beans, potatoes and then tuna? I left out the cabbage because no one likes cabbage unless it’s with bacon. (I know there is bacon in this so don’t be smart.) And I left out the carrots because there was just no room in the pot and I had lost all motivation. Need I mention the wine?




Serves 6-8                                                                                                 Rate 5/10

2 onions, chopped
2 mugs of yellow hominy corn
1 mug of dried kidney beans
a vegetable stock cube and water
smoked bacon, cut into chunks
100g chorizo, cut into chunks
roughly 500g of baby potatoes, quartered


2 carrots sliced (I left this out)
½ head of white cabbage (I left this out too)
a tin of tuna (do it)

Rinse the yellow hominy corn and the kidney beans. In a large pan, fry one of the onions until soft. Add the corn and the beans, a stock cube and cover with water. Bring to the boil and simmer slowly for about 3-4 hours. You’ll need to keep adding more water and stirring to prevent it from sticking to the bottom. Season.



In another pan, fry the other onion until soft and then fry the bacon and chorizo. Add this to the corn and kidneys when they are done alone with the potatoes, carrots and cabbage. When the spuds are done, you’re nearly there. Stir in the tinned tuna and let’s hear it for ugly food.








Finish with a beautiful chocolate and orange cake that your beautiful guest, Kate brought.



Stay bitchin in the kitchen.